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read my profile sign my guestbook Name: Ryanosoritotis Gender: Male Interests: Sowing my royal oats beyatch. Expertise: Makin funnies. Message: message me Member Since: 3/22/2005

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005

So. Im chillin Taiwan. Big bad internet cafe, 33 cents an hour. its all good. hope yall are chillin back home. hit me with some emails, much love

The Not So Taiwanese Ryan

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Tuesday, March 29, 2005

	Yeah, I just wrote a whoolllle buncha shit, and then it somehow... dissapeared. Which is mighty gay. So fuck this... yet again. More coding.. more coding oh joy oh joy. Word.
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Wednesday, March 23, 2005

	Well boys and girls. This is where my free time is going to go. But unfortuantely I'm busy now. So fuck this, maybe later.
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Breaking News

“Army of Attacking Penguins is Advancing,” says President Bush. Mr. President states that this is sufficient evidence of the Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq and suggests that the Uninted States and the United Nations Immidiately launch all available nuclear devices. In other news, llamas were spotted today south of I-10 while a man was furiously wankerbating”… “Optimus Prime sited in Moscow today, says Nazi reporter Bein Fucktahden DerAshenheimerr. He was apparently strolling out for a bite to eat at the local Vodka shop when he spottoed Optimus and a small child on a park bench. Optimus was apparently giving him a lollypop, asking the boy if he would like to take a walk in the park. In other news, Michael Jackson gone missing, all leads point to an unannounced vacation to Russia’s capital. R. Kelly said, “Let the man do his business, it’s his vacation, I think we’re all adults here.”… “CANADIANS ON THE MOVE, says reporter Ilikea Dacock Inhdeass. IT appears the Canadian army is on the move from our northern border into the American Heartland. Announced early this morning were their intentions of war. “The Canadian government so sees fit for the immediate conquering and taking of the Twinkie Factory. While the location is unknown at the current moment due to American Legal Issues, the Army will sweep the country looking for it. If no resistance is met, there will be no harm done. On the way through most towns we will replace all your beer with Heineken… because Americans are bastards. Give us the Twinkie Factory, or face the mighty wrath of the Canadian Army.” The President has taken no action yet, but is said to be consulting his personal Monkey for advisement on his options.”… “Neverland Ranch announces today a holiday funfaire event. Parents are encouraged to drop off their small male children ages 4-11 for a week of fun and relaxing events. Admission is free, and there’s room for everyone!”… “New disease contracted across Europe: Dopplegangaly Scrotottumoccous. Raging throughout Emo/Goth communities. Doctors verdict: Let it go until it finishes wiping those fuckers out, then we’ll release the newly developed and tested vaccine here”…